Stuffed animals and dress up clothes multiply like rabbits when left on the floor of a 5-year-old's bedroom.
It is impossible to fit two cars in a two car garage.
I do enough laundry every week for a family of twelve and yet there are only five people living in my house.
When a dog is out, she will always want in and when she is in, she will always want out.
Dogs only throw up on the carpet not on the hardwood, even if only ONE room of your downstairs has carpet.
No matter how many seats are available in any given room, your child will be plastered right next to you (if not on top of you) on the couch.
It doesn't matter which side of the bed you sleep on. A child will always come to the mommy's side first.
Just because it was your child's favorite shirt/skirt/dress yesterday does not mean that she would be caught dead in it tomorrow.
Just because your sister SAYS she will call you right back does not mean that she will.
Soccer season lasts twelve weeks but it feels like twenty-four.
It is only eleven weeks until Christmas.
Tomorrow is another day.