Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Deep Thoughts

There is NO WAY my dog's hair grows as fast as he sheds it. By any law of nature he should be bald, but he isn't.

Stuffed animals and dress up clothes multiply like rabbits when left on the floor of a 5-year-old's bedroom.

It is impossible to fit two cars in a two car garage.

I do enough laundry every week for a family of twelve and yet there are only five people living in my house.

When a dog is out, she will always want in and when she is in, she will always want out.

Dogs only throw up on the carpet not on the hardwood, even if only ONE room of your downstairs has carpet.

No matter how many seats are available in any given room, your child will be plastered right next to you (if not on top of you) on the couch.

It doesn't matter which side of the bed you sleep on.  A child will always come to the mommy's side first.

Just because it was your child's favorite shirt/skirt/dress yesterday does not mean that she would be caught dead in it tomorrow.

Just because your sister SAYS she will call you right back does not mean that she will.

Soccer season lasts twelve weeks but it feels like twenty-four.

It is only eleven weeks until Christmas.

Tomorrow is another day.

6 comments:

Jinjer said...

I 100% AGREE WITH #1! I am a vaccuuming freak due to shedding dogs!!

Queen B said...

I do enough laundry (and dishes) for a family of 5 and have only 2.

My dog prefers throwing up on mommy's side of the bed!

Paula said...

THE BRIGHTER SIDES' AMENDMENTS/AGREEMENTS:

There is NO WAY my HUSBAND's hair grows as fast as he sheds it. By any law of nature he should be COMPLETELY bald, but he isn't.

Stuffed animals and dress up AND BLOCKSclothes multiply like rabbits when left on the floor of a 5-year-old's bedroom.

It is impossible to fit two cars in a two car garage WHEN THE WIFE PARKS LIKE I DO.

I do enough laundry every week for a family of twelve and yet there are only five people living in my house. YUP

When a CHILD is out, she will always want in and when she is in, she will always want out.

CHILDREN only throw up OR SPILL KOOLAID on the carpet not on the hardwood, even if only ONE room of your downstairs has carpet.

No matter how many seats are available in any given room, your child will be plastered right next to you (if not on top of you) on the couch. YUP

It doesn't matter which side of the bed you sleep on. A child will always come to the mommy's side first.--UNLESS MOMMY FEIGNS SLEEP ENOUGH NIGHTS IN A ROW THAT CHILD NO LONGER TRIES HER FIRST.

Just because it was your child's favorite shirt/skirt/dress yesterday does not mean that she would be caught dead in it tomorrow.--BUT THEY STILL WONT GIVE TO A SIBLING

Just because your COUSIN says she will call you right back does not mean that she will.

FOOTBALL season lasts twelve weeks but it feels like twenty-four.

It is only eleven weeks until Christmas.

Tomorrow is another day. UNLESS MOMMY FEIGNS SLEEP TO SKIP TO THE DAY AFTER

Amy said...

Okay, I deserved that!! I also REALLY had a bad day and that made me laugh out loud! I love you (even though I don't always call you back...)

Andrea said...

Paula, LOVE your amendments... especially the one about not letting your sibling have your not favorite shirt!

Kim A said...

Amen, Sista! Love the list!

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