When you upload videos to YouTube and make them private they won't play when you embed them on your blog. Seems obvious, doesn't it? (They are fixed now!)
For $1249 you should be able to tell a difference in the way your car drives. Luckily, I can. (No more GRRRRRHRRRRHRRRR bump bump bump. Thank goodness!)
It costs $200 to get a replacement key fob for a 2006 Chevy Uplander van. Therefore, I will continue to unlock it manually. Sigh.
4 tablespoons is not the same thing as 4 teaspoons when you are baking bread. Realizing this 30 seconds after you have dumped the butter into your bread dough is too late to do any good.
Telling your first-grader ONE time not to ride the bus home today (since Mommy is AT the school) is not enough. Thank goodness for a sweet neighbor who will sit on your front porch with your six-year old while you are racing home to get her!
"Mommy, your legs are spikey" is not something you want to hear.
The longer you are in Wal-mart, the more you spend. I was in Walmart much, much, much too long today.
Before making a recipe that has 222 steps, you should notice that it makes only 12 cookies! (I have to say, though, they are REALLY good.)
A handful of Hershey Special Dark Chocolate Baking Chips can turn your whole morning around!